Up – Rooney’s first strike against Wigan becomes his 100th goal for Manchester United.
Down – after the crisis at Burnley (yes, it was a crisis) this was definitely a significant improvement, considering Wigan gave us a run for our money. At times Jordi Gomez’s profile looked almost like a former Manchester United striker. Oh Ruud, I miss you so. That lazy bastard Berbatov does not hold a candle to you. (Oh hey, Tevez left, I GET TO ABUSE BERBATOV BWAHAHAHA!)
UNCLEAN – Michael Owen’s first goal for Manchester United. UNCLEAAAAAAAN. (The previously hilarious, now horrifying, brochure that brought Owen to United. Someone must have spiked Sir Gaffer’s morning coffee that day. I mean seriously, look at Page 12!)
Lulz – Nani’s goal because he always celebrates with a series of somersaults that totes makes Sir Gaffer burst an artery. HEE. <3
